Monday 24 January 2011

archive +7.4

I’m in Ireland with him but he is really getting on my nerves. He keeps asking me to lick his face

Sitting in Leicester Square eating kfc. Could I be any more self-loathing?

Its not uncomfortable, I can take it from you

It was meant to be a smiley, with a question mark

Smiley face with a question mark?

Are you pissed at me?

Can VIP you if you want to come now

Speak tomorrow

Tort is like vanilla and that goes well with straw and straw dogs

Hope you get home safely and please don’t text him

Friday 14 January 2011

archive +7.3

The only violation is in you.

You’re going to single handedly run the brothel

Come

Do

Just do it, but don’t kill me afterwards

I’m having lunch with my dad. You’re right about chicken

I’m watching a strange new movie about Christ and the devil set in current day NY

Didn’t you know?

I’m going to wait until he has kids and then eat them in front of him

I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings

Monday 10 January 2011

archive + 7.2

Oh shit. I kissed a conference guest. He is married

And then the drunk gay porter told me he wanted to kiss me. Its all pretty bad

I served some Dutch guys dinner and they invited me out but everything was shut so I drank illegally in the bar. We were all getting more and more drunk and the bartenders invited the porter for a drink. And then he told me to stop looking at him because he really wanted to kiss me

If you do anything I think you should call

Went to the pub and forgot my mobile. Not use to having it. Am round at mine

I’m having a library stint and in the past you’ve proved welcome distraction. Can you come up with the goods again?

Come to mine I will meet you

We’re going to borough for a while. Come for a brownie and a long analysis of the date

Feel like a café day? I will buy

Would have been cooler if you were looking at the camera. I really enjoyed having you, thanks for coming

Sounds like exactly the sort of strange situation you find yourself in

I think if he needs help then you should. Sorry for not replying sooner

It wasn’t lame. Actually you’re right. You need to try not giving a fuck what you or anyone else thinks about you. How's your leg?