would love a friendly text to break up a boring day
Thoughtful mouse, I suppose that isn’t bad. BBC world always makes me more awake, it’s the colours
Dream on
When do you get back from ‘away’
We played loads of juju music. My dance partners were strictly over the age of consent. I’m going to try and dance with a pregnant woman next time
I cooked my arm last night. Boils, blisters and all. I’ve been such a foreigner to London this Easter.
It wasn’t
Promise it wasn’t
I’m your flexible friend
Sounds like a catch 22 to me. Masturbation or football usually works for me. You’re going to have to think of your own though