archive +8.9

If we’re going to be friends you're going to have to stop apologising

I'm sorry for drinking, it was only two glasses. I just couldn’t do it, I'm a disgrace

Doesn’t she get agressive?

How many free texts do you get a month?

I want to give you speech therapy

A good texting does take it out of you, doesn’t it?

It is sad but we’ll always be friends and that’s the heaven of it

Sardines under stairs

The fanciest, but maybe not the fleshiest

I've spent an uncommon amount of my life in airports, you’re right

Fine. I will just stay in and read then

I thought that might be your answer

archive +8.8

One of the twins looks fat

And in one fell swoop, I'm reminded why I haven’t spoken to you in ages

Can you by me harry potter, in English. Your brother is refusing

She seems to think I'm a terror, still bullying you. Am I?

I'm sorry I got angry the other night. That day was terrible for me, one of the worst

No, I'm sorry, no excuses. Silly

Sounds pretty wild

He has found me factor 100 sun cream for the old and ill. I will be fine

I can just imagine your scruffy head in the room next door. I wish you were here

Like really fucking major

Those photos have had me laughing all day

Is he taking toy soldiers with him too?

Well I'm back at work at Roadchef so what do you think?