I've got nothing to say to you
Fat legs
They're singing in the fucking kitchen
Your coke's getting warm
Personally I think he was obsessed with his profile, but this was generally scoffed at in class
Don’t know. Sick like a dog
She has dyed her hair brown
I dreamt about your hair last night
This is by far my favourite Oxford story.
Are you still a smoker?
Don’t forget descriptive
There is no denying, he's handsome
Try my best to smooth away your frown
Very niche interest
We have amazing new railings