Countryside weirdness; the twilight zone
Do you enjoy confusing me, seriously?
Just be cautious and remember if your throat swells up call 999
Firstly, don’t ‘babe, what?’ me. Secondly, hello and thirdly, I heard there was big party at yours tonight
Why not for too long?
Why would we fight?
Am in London, but tell Oxford I love her, tell Oxford that I need her, tell Oxford not to cry, my love for her will never die
I think a very boring Greek goddess
Blonde curls and you would have to come and collect it from me
I doubt I could have given you any list of my friends that wouldn’t have intimidated you
I’m lonely and bored
I’m on an island in Kent wanting bacon
Sounds depraved