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 Pull off my ears and chew

You aren’t religious in any way

With all that guilt

Sweet potato

Sleeping bag and headphones

Juxtaposing myself against the objects of my gaze, aren’t I

They perform for me

They exist through me

Im too self aware and self loathing now

He's such a stirrer

Lots of bruises

Chipped my front tooth pretty bad

Im full, tired and bored

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Wouldn’t it be so nice to have a sexy boyfriend to dress up for and go out for dinner with?  Order a bottle of wine with 

Don’t put that on your blog

Anonymity can’t hide it

You couldn’t have looked more beautiful last night

Keep on spending, that’s my advice

My stupid fingers!

Be careful on the road to the church as it’s steep and narrow.

Now, drink beer and eat herrings

Please don’t fall in the canals

She’s doing that hand thing

It is weird, you have to talk to your therapist about it. 

I had artichoke.  He had saucisson sec, then dorade and cote de veau in blanket sauce with mushroom, fries and the best French beans ever.  Back in super cool hotel now, place stiff with over 60s fashion victims I’m too kind to take photos of, but I will start  tomorrow

Chicken or burger

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It was a pleasure messing it up

I forgot the fucking crab on the roof

 

There must be a lot of sterilistion issues 

I'm enchanted

Quite a surreal situation.  Stick them all in your brother's room

Ok, I have a taleggio or a Canadian cheddar

It's all about crystal meth and brothers n sisters doing it

African heads

I'm making such a hash out of text messages at the moment

Just going back into work.  Theyre all so ugly and stupid

You're not too bad yourself

Who’s horrible?

Go on 

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-->I don’t think you want to know, you wouldn’t understand.  It's  a strange line being crossed 

A sorry state of affairs all round

I thought it was just an odd greeting

You're not there to make friends.  

My feet have swollen again

Didn’t expect me to call him?   

I get the message

Im sure loads of kids are on their own.  Head phones off

Relationships don’t matter.  

  

My boss is going to kill me and I've grown to hate my girlfriend.   

Still, I have a cheque to cash 

  

It was really sexy time I had to have a cold shower

Strangers don’t change when they move hearts and turn faces to smile.  While all the while

archive +11.00

Corn on the cob please

A big one

No corn, just the cob

Scrap that, I would like some corn

Corn off the cob

Will you call me later?  You know how I feel

You going to do it to me right back?

Shut up, please

Praise, it's all one way

I'm twisting the facts

I'm very impressed and grateful for your honesty.  I just worry after your fret is qualmed you will loose interest

Was that a really awkward message?

Come to Scotland

Looking out at planes listening to the air conditioning, waiting for my flight.  I'm staying with her tonight.

Where the fuck are you?

I would love that.  I can party.  I can drink.  I can smoke

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Will you bring my tartan skirt to the hotel?

In fact, bring the whole creepy bag

Could you bring a razor as well

I was so jealous of you all staying out all night

What's she like?

600 words about a naked performance arts thing I didn't go to

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a hooker?

You just wanted to talk a lot and then we’d sit down and you had noting to say

Over and over

  

On the wrong side of the park

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I poured vodka on the neighbours cat and its been licking itself all evening

I've got the book,  when do I get the girl?

She's a lovely girl.  Great skin

All those mean girls from tha cake club will be there

Oh good, so I was totally inappropriate

 

Filmed you dancing

Low moment in my life this text.  Sorry

Not firewood, I meant soundsytsem

Shit, does your car have a first aid kit

Don’t be jealous

  

Suits me

Charming

Soaking

Dripping