What, preach?
The only reason we are here is for you two and the reason we do so much is so we don’t feel sad not to be with our wonderful children all the time. Call me at any time, in the dead of the night or five in the morning
You are completely brilliant. That’s exactly what I've decided
Dear little Chinese girl in the café just sat down with four red apples
And I do understand that sometimes Neanderthals can be boring
Could you also get me a few bananas please?
I’m pathetic. I just spied him so I’m hiding at the back of a shop
Have you finished with the bones?
I’m trying to read about Neanderthals. I’m becoming allergic to the bastards. Sleepless in Stanstead eating cheesecake, thinking of freckles and ginger hair