I’m happy your mime act is going well. You should charge
I say you instead of your. It is hell but I have cotton wool
The bar by the port, you cock. I dislike the way you don’t remember it
I’m really busy, about to get laid
The phone in the hand is actually getting a little awkward
I’m in the rad cam, feeling sorry
Try again; there is now space on my phone
I have just beaten you in awkwardness. A very beautiful old man just asked me out and all I said was ‘fine’. I then proceeded with a comment bout how awkward it was. Nice touch
I had missed you more than I knew
Ill be there but I don’t know where it gets in
I could cry. Someone just sent shocking photos of me sent from last night. I’m not going to leave my house
I will leave food in the hall
Why do you never answer the phone?