I though you had been hiding in London. Refusing to see me.
Where are you now in this world?
I just listened to your voicemail and am so depressed
It’s not cool to call yourself cool
I want to feel good about myself but just ate four cookies and that girl has a nicer body than me with longer hair and a tan and pedicure. I want someone to fancy me at my worst again
Suck it babes
Gosh what a long drive
Well once you’ve cleaned out your mouth and picked out the hairs, try calling
How is that party?
Is it free?
Is it upstairs?
I showed you love and all I got was a couple of smart comments and the piss taken. Thanks. Still, you were the one who broke the door during the speeches
Acquaintances perhaps