I’m in Ireland with him but he is really getting on my nerves. He keeps asking me to lick his face
Sitting in Leicester Square eating kfc. Could I be any more self-loathing?
Its not uncomfortable, I can take it from you
It was meant to be a smiley, with a question mark
Smiley face with a question mark?
Are you pissed at me?
Can VIP you if you want to come now
Speak tomorrow
Tort is like vanilla and that goes well with straw and straw dogs
Hope you get home safely and please don’t text him