If we’re going to be friends you're going to have to stop apologising
I'm sorry for drinking, it was only two glasses. I just couldn’t do it, I'm a disgrace
Doesn’t she get agressive?
How many free texts do you get a month?
I want to give you speech therapy
A good texting does take it out of you, doesn’t it?
It is sad but we’ll always be friends and that’s the heaven of it
Sardines under stairs
The fanciest, but maybe not the fleshiest
I've spent an uncommon amount of my life in airports, you’re right
Fine. I will just stay in and read then
I thought that might be your answer