Have
you eaten my kit kat chunky?
I'm
still in the car, stoned and sleepy.
You're so beautiful. You make me very happy
It's my
sisters birthday tomorrow, it's optional if I attend. That girl is going to be there.
Not
casual, I want to ask her out on a date.
Bit awkward maybe. I'm
nervous
I'm
going to go, man up, then play it straight
I'm in
bed
Shall I
save it until tomorrow?
After all, I'm the one that wanted to call.
I love you. Goodnight
I'm
feeling rather vulnerable.
Probably for the best
Can I
call?
I've got
the worst cystitis, literally pissing razor blades