Breakfast pina colada
with the mother of the bride
How are you? You're crazy
I'm laying down. It's best down here
Well that’s vague and
non committal
Are you sure you're not Catholic?
The pale and pasty face
of apocolypse.
Sounds like you're
suffering from some sort of synesthesthia.
You change your mind
Nearly home for a film
on a very small screen
Don't have a bath
Just bumped into her
I only do Sundays
You don’t need a
boy. You need a man
I love you anyway but
since yore doing so much to help me out I love you even more
Only the ones who are
off limit
The most tender lamb I've
ever tasted
I was with him last
night, he admitted he had a soft spot for you
It’s the truth. I got so drunk
Great, text you again in four months