So, read some Proust
I’m a horrible person whose only intention in life is to reap misery on you
I may bring it up occasionally to piss you off
You hung up
I really like this boy here. He has asked me to stay here with him and I said yes
See you in 6 months
You actually thought I was going to stay for 6 months in Kenya with a 30 year old?
Any reason why you’re ignoring me
Chatterbox
Where’s the kiss?
Infatuation that’s going to come true
Nowhere to be seen in the wagon
Going down to Brixton to beg a poor man to give me money
The address wouldn’t go a miss
You’re a dream girl
Glad you’re home, shame about the humour
Gently drifting in and out of sleep myself. Gasping desperately for breath as I gaze over at my new box
Please don’t
Thank you for being my all, my reason for so much in life. I’ll miss you. Have an amazing year. I love you
Are you in Oxford?
Fancy a bit of anal?
Oh god I’m delirious
Do you want to come out tonight, with crackheads. Chanel wearers get in free apparently
Its been cancelled cause the bassist has gone awol
I just escaped from classics party. Some gimp tried to start a debate on who was cooler-Odysseus or Aeneas.
Time to go you drunkard
I’m in the mood and feeling liberal