Here, but fucked on a sofa
Kissed your photo the other night and felt like the biggest loser. Will avoid you endlessly because of that
Fuck I blur
The worst thing is a boy pretending he wants a fight but letting himself be held back by his mates
I’m on the way to a seminar with the sexiest 50 year old ever. Literally two hours of trouser ripping education.
Probably the way I lost my virginity but we will not go there. Now make better use of that Imagination and pretend that’s me next to you and the coach is actually a grand, secluded, fur lined love nest
What happened to ‘finity’?
Was the man hailing Hitler or a cab?
Why don’t you impale your face on dirty glass embedded on top of a wall?
You’re my favourite
We are staying until you get here
I’ve got her crying about her feet and him whistling soul classics. I wish it were you
Trashy blond
Its mr dj
They’re both free when your flatmate has a job on a picking farm and is also an avid pill head
Your parents nearly ran me over, but I’m wearing a wig
In prison Keith Richards maintained a heroic detachment. ‘the food is awful, the wine list is terribly limited and the library is abysmal’