She wants to know what you’re on
Top alone. In kfc. Chewing really really quickly. Pushes the bit of chicken hanging out of the side of his mouth with his thumb. Why is he chewing so quickly?
Stay cool
I can’t get out of bed. Motivate me
Right ear right queer
It thrills me when you’re really oversensitive
In Singapore they have plastic food centres where the lights are always on. You never know what time it is. Little old men sit and slurp unashamedly
Can I come round? Agitated
You have to follow the instructions otherwise it just won’t work
You have no idea the effect you have on me. I can barely contain myself
At least you’re not being continuously face raped by assorted dogs and not spending Valentines Day with the local historian. The older you are, the more interested hell be in you
Thank you for my mouse