I just unearthed a 6inch layer of chewing gum from under my bed. Thinking about cloning you
You wank. I can never compete with Fulham
You being a little brown person
Not that this makes any difference to you but just so you know. Whatever I do, whoever I meet and however long I don’t see you. Weeks, months or years. You will always be a very special part of my life
Your crab salad is here
Leave the library, you incredibly stupid bitch
Maybe they’re going nowhere. Maybe there are no planes. Just words and rhymes of love and wine. I’m looking in the mirror and I cant help but wonder who this person standing in front of me is. Fucking bollocks
You may have to electric shock him. Laser gun in the balls
Fuck off
Stop the oxford animal labs, stop the oxford torture labs, stop the oxford animal labs
Are you drunk?
It’s sad, but sadly true. I don’t understand your jokes. Have come to accept that in pain
It was meant in a fond way and no other. You got more than you bargained for with that first message