Just too predictable
I have recently diagnosed myself pregnosexual. I exclusively have intercourse with pregnant men and women
Pregnant not fat. No fatties. Fatties fuck off. Fuck off fatties
Please erase the ‘shit’ from the previous comment. That was unnecessary swearing
I murdered someone in saint Tropez hey hey hey
So I’m pretty in the black cap. Wow, these legs
Well, not quite I am at my bus stop trying to force myself out. It’s raining a lot
I have a splitting headache and I stink of foreigners. Oh god I just remembered that man on pills
Is it too late for me to ring your house?
It wasn’t you I wanted to speak to you