Speechless
My god
Steel everything you find. fight the power
You may have been living primitively but I have devolved, slapping her at the dinner table because she insisted Hitler was an evil twisted man
You in glamorous Reading yet?
What’s the name of your rabbit? Debate going on about toys
I’m cancelling my contract and won’t have e-mail access. Ill let you know if I get a special Tongan wind up computer
Got a good grip of trowerls? Planning only needs to be good enough for government work. I bought a bivy bag on e bay so I can sleep under the stars on cliffs in Cornwall
People people always people in your pictures. I wonder if its because you’re from the city of London
22nd of ague
Are you bored of digging? I almost bought you a neon orange-fringed ‘product of Greece’
She is the bain of our lives. I’m on my way to manumission, I bet she hasn’t done that this summer. What’s she saying to him?
Absolutely. I’ve got a strap on cock
I’m taking your handsome brother to the seaside on Sunday and I’m going to scare him shitless at 110mph
So, you will cuddle a dangerously hot piece of plumbing but not me.
I wonder if we have had 20minutes of peace since we met
I was in hackney whilst you were in hackney witnessing a coke binge
I’m a bit bored and apparently I don’t have many friends so I’m watching a musical called sweet charity. People keep saying I’m being weird too but I don’t believe them
I think I owe you an apology. I’m sorry for being so ugly to you since Christmas
Saw your brother the other night and he told me you weren’t too keen on the portiloos
Sounds like myspace chat. You should have know space