I was faintly hoping you would be my date. Maybe one day. I’m jealous of your adventure. I will be living with a Tongan family in a few days
I’m the only one left fucked and on crazy pills. It is too great
Your hair looked fine
Lightning strikes accursed Lemington spa. My train is cancelled
Yeah girlfriend
Sadly it’s not working. And it had such a nice accompanying message. Never mind
I was just thinking about you, and when you ate candle wax.
You up?
I just wanted to wish you the fondest of goodbyes
I hate goodbyes. I’m now going for a shower. Consider keeping it textual