Mice of the east have slightly shorter tails than hedge mice which have slightly longer left ear lobes than earless donkeys
Lads. On tour
Would you be offended if I turned up at yours now?
I literally just had to run into my tutorial
Yes covered in drink stains
Its just dawned on me how disgusting it must have been to have me slop into your bed drunk as a fart
I just pissed in your loo and by accident on the floor. I cleaned my ears too
I love you too so does this mean you will suck my cock?