Don’t ignore me
I don’t mind. I’ve just got in though and hackney is the best area so…old St, Columbia road, Bethnal green?
I’m in the cinema. I got told off last time
Merry Christmas. I’m dressing up as a winged sheep. My glance is tender, my snout is just right, and my wings my dear, my wings sparkle and are purple. I do wish you were arriving tomorrow
Merry Christmas. Sorry I couldn’t make it under the tree, but you can unwrap me some other time
Too many pine needles
I’m about to get on the plane
For bizarre activity we are having a glass of wine in the Fentiman but we'll have to go soon because political discussion at next table between expats will inspire violence
Putney’s a little out of my range
No I’m going to wait and see what unfolds with the dog
A thousand times yes
There was a young man from Kent
Call if you need the inhaler
He put it in double
God I embarrassed myself last night. I trashed a room with no trousers on and pulled a Virgin Mary quite violently against the wall. My mother had to put me to bed