I have a massive bruise on my back from trying to build a pyramid last night. I decorated the tree the other day and went for a full tinsel wrap. I hate minimalist decoration
I would like a ritzy reunion soon
Actually that last message was a little keen. I actually meant yeah, maybe next year, whatever
Mind the cats
I have thought of you so many times this holiday. Please remind me to tell you the stories
Don’t worry, I know phones are scary. I’m now walking another dog waiting to hear if I can take the one I want. If I get it its called the dude
If I get him I will take him to my dads cottage at the sea for a holiday
No dog. Its got to be reassessed. I got a free sandwich so I can go home and play with that instead
I’m at Bethnal green. There is a tramp on hands free. This area is really up and coming
What happens in Brixton? I’m shaving my beard as we speak
You smoke heroin? Now I understand
What do you mean? That’s what you said
Fuck you. I don’t want to come to your Christmas drinks