I’m bringing back some industrial strength ex-soviet condoms and a pack of Marlboro lights
Me too
Seriously
That’s fucking disgusting
I’m back in Keble. My room has two desks. One is for you
I’m so sorry. You never know what he is thinking. I’m actually thinking of you all the time. Don’t give up
Apparently frogs taste of chicken. Did you eat any or was it just diet cock and cigarettes?
I thought I saw you but it was the woman from the library, you know the one who isn’t actually a librarian but tries hard to be
Do you want some cake and cigarettes? I must get out of this house
You’re internal please
I despise the fact you never pick up your phone
Bugger
I’m in the bottom the library
Fuck me. Its like the Keble & Child in here
I made that up
Keen
No, it got put down by accident
I’m too lazy to knock on your door
Decadence is the new black