archive +8.0

I have had four replacement teeth from punches

Well it’s interesting to find out what you really think of me

You are cruel

I didn’t think you would find that funny. But I did

Any dream will do

Call me or I wont tell you

You dickhead, it's me. Call my mobile or you could just wake my mum up again

I get the picture

Pick it up baby

Please

I got out of bed and everything

Apologies for the aggression

I just had to jump out of bed naked to pick up the phone as I linked the events in my head. I was scarred I might meet my mum at the telephone-I try and avoid these situations you know

archive +7.9

I ate half a pineapple at lunch

There is one kid who keeps on being asked if they are a boy or a girl

She has a thick moustache with healthy regrowth

Thought as much

It’s better than thinking about nothing. Something everyone else in the world does

Strangest dream

I’m so angry, I just wrote you a five-page message but deleted it. I’m sorry if you’re feeling upset, I wish you were in London. He likes you, it's just complicated. His age, his lifestyle...Personally I believe you deserve more and much better, but I've been in your situation and it’s the hardest thing to forget. Things will change, but I don’t think that’s enough.

I've finished my novel

Stop it.

Sixty four thousand words and twenty pages. God, I’m over the moon.

I get that the whole time; eyes blinking and thinking, sinking and pinking

archive +7.8

I have a horrible feeling I just intruded on my sister masturbating

Did he reply?

Think about football, that works for me

Yeah, and what

I just did a fart that was exactly like the smell of wheat crunchies. The purple pack

I’m easy like Sunday morning

I’m sorry. I was drunk and you know the conceited monster that I am. I just looked at myself sidelong in the mirror whilst in the shower and my arse is so big.

Two more of her. Bury me now

So bored of sex

Ratios

Nothing to display

We are having a middle class vodka and cocaine party. Come come come along

You are seriously missing out. We are making a den which isn’t as good as your birthday one, but it is more disco. You don’t even have to partake, we are drinking five alive. Think of the love you will receive on arrival.

Don’t be silly, you cannot resist. We will be here all night waiting hopefully for your imminent arrival. He will do a handstand if you come

Its fucking hilarious-get over it