I have a horrible feeling I just intruded on my sister masturbating
Did he reply?
Think about football, that works for me
Yeah, and what
I just did a fart that was exactly like the smell of wheat crunchies. The purple pack
I’m easy like Sunday morning
I’m sorry. I was drunk and you know the conceited monster that I am. I just looked at myself sidelong in the mirror whilst in the shower and my arse is so big.
Two more of her. Bury me now
So bored of sex
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We are having a middle class vodka and cocaine party. Come come come along
You are seriously missing out. We are making a den which isn’t as good as your birthday one, but it is more disco. You don’t even have to partake, we are drinking five alive. Think of the love you will receive on arrival.
Don’t be silly, you cannot resist. We will be here all night waiting hopefully for your imminent arrival. He will do a handstand if you come
Its fucking hilarious-get over it