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Rot in hell

Do come on over

I just told a story about you using sign language

I said you were the most beautiful girl in the world and that I missed you terribly, much to the disappointment of the girls listening

Did you know that coca cola originally contained cocaine and alcohol as well as caffeine? See how it became so popular?

She has just left the building

Gracefully?

She is about as graceful an enormous cunt with legs

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She just asked him to buy her some milk

Fuck off

I am a wreck without you. Nothing

He was a boxer, doesn’t believe in god and lost his eye in a gunfight.

Get the fuck over here

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You’re wicked

I’m spreading that love

Just saw the chaplain. Total waste of time

For shooting ladies tend to wear waterproof boots, comfortable trousers and warm sporting jacket. Le Chameu is a popular brand

You are impossible to get hold of

Dance bitch

You wouldn’t actually believe it but the people outside my room are discussing, and have been at length, the concept of the dinner ticket

Because the Isle of White aint a gold mine after all

The boy who wants his ashes to fall in to children’s strawberry ice creams

We are with your favourite scouser dancing bar tender.

It’s time to get a girlfriend. I’ve been far too lazy

Buckle down smarty

Thanks for the drunken affection

Still eating

Things will feel better soon and you will forget about me-I promise. Whatever I can do for you ill try to do it and more

I can hear both my flat mates heavily petting each other. I feel sick

At some point during your three years at oxford will you give me a ring?

Can I come up to take my gown?

It's ok, sitting in the sun eating plums. We have filled our room with balloons and made a jelly baby city

Just read this sentence in her cook book ‘my husband will eat any road kill’

Keep dancing and working on your stanzas

Ugly diary in the post yesterday

You want chocolate?

What are you talking about? Come over

Extension?

How sweet you are

I just saw her carrying a box

I need your number you offensive little shit

So have you joined in with the fucking festivities?

Come to my room immediately

Lick the milkshake off his balls while you undress him from his suit

Say you miss me too or I will cut off your cock

I hear its banging in Bournemouth this time of year

I’m distressed about going back. I’m a very fragile soul

Alcoholic

Comments on personal appearance don’t qualify

You despicable little witch. I came to visit you but you weren’t there. I had painted you a picture of a bunny and I held many fucking meaningful objects to lie at your feet but you would not accept them or me.

I just saw her and sour crout and they told me they are dressing up as a fire engines tonight

That’s such a fucking anticlimax

Those were frantic and horrible conversations. Strictly Christmas and birthdays from now on

And you’re very pretty

And my wasted heart misses you every minute of every day because no one I meet compares to you

In a club trying to be sociable, thinking of you-bit sick. Been there a million times before

I saw her checking her pigeon hole at about 8:50. Sorry for the delay

She is eating mashed potato at the moment

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Hello

I feel teary and annoyed

Quite fancy sitting with some crap TV and ice cream

She is ape-shit confused about this suspicious model

By the way, I have broken my foot

I was just fighting a few lions in yardie land

6/10, I don’t need counselling

They got robed while they were in their house

They gassed them so they wouldn’t wake up

From her bedside

I’m in a squat rave in elephant. All I’ve thought of all day is how beautiful you are. I’m sober

Looks like that post card is turning into a letter

By the way, I’m just like yeah whatever

He is saving me the week old remnants of oxtail stew

I just can’t believe I had to say goodbye. It was made a little better by them asking him why he was ashamed of his toy car

One word

In case of any first night jitters

University challenge was on tonight. Oxford 70,Cambridge 320. Pull your socks up

Fucking hell, its only 8 and I’m drunk on love

In a rather underground pub, they’re playing concrete schoolyard and I thought of you

This cannot shape your oxford life. There is no way you can allow some petty fucking bitch to hold this situation. Chin up. You are worth a million of all the oxford people put together, that’s why I was sad to let you go. You have to do this because it’s going to be a dream in the end

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Time to go

I’m in the mood and feeling liberal. . .

What do you think it will tell you about my mind?

I have invited you into my life countless times. I would happily answer if I thought you had a decent reason. How’s this, if I could’ve only slept with one person it would have been you. I’ll give you a number when we are married.

I want to see you tonight so don’t take a rain check, don’t go to the gym for 7 minutes, don’t hide at home, don’t go to that club, don’t go to Kensington, someone’s 19th or anywhere with him. Instead come and burp in my face, tell me it’s not my best and show me how expensive your shoes are.

My sheets are covered in your cum

Sorry, that was meant for one of the countless others

You can’t be serious

I’m tired of seeing his blonde nipples, nearly as tired as I am of your point blank refusal

I’m free for you anytime any day the rest of my life. What do you want to do? No crying

I have a boil on my chin-its as hard as a rock and big as a mountain

Excuse me?

I love you and I know he does too. Darling please make sure you’re ok

Hey, sorry I disappeared. I know I’m stupid and you’re going to the world’s best university, but can we meet?

I’m going to bed. I think you would find it hard to disturb my thoughts on you

Far too formal and inaudible

Pervert

He is very excited about our threesome

I want to see you so much

Everything about getting back home has made this last week really difficult. It wasn’t fair for me to just walk out with no explanation

He is just telling me about when he was little his brother made him eat his own shit. Does that beat choking on a blue bottle?

I was just reading my text messages from the past and I think I have fallen back in love with you. You are the clog in my pipe and I’ve got attached